Anyway, we've been soliciting bids for new windows. Holy expensive! Even worse than I imagined. There's nothing like kissing two grand goodbye for three flipping windows.
Our awesome neighbor runs a group of contractors. They gave us a good estimate.
Just to be safe, we scheduled an appointment with Home Depot. It was entertaining, to say the least.
The guy was nice enough, albeit a touch cocky, and had an interesting past. (Literally, we counted 5 different careers he's had before this one-- EMT, Rugby player, working at the DA's office, insurance salesman, and Xerox salesman. Those are just the ones he mentioned. . .)
He went to his car and brought in a replica window of the type of windows he wanted us to buy. He demonstrated some of the neat features---did you know new windows flip down for ease of cleaning? Pretty slick. Then, he decided to demonstrate the strength of the windows by hitting them with the heel of his hand.
Big mistake. (Note - the guy tried to cover up the "Home Depot" label on the window when I took this picture. Lame.)

Glass and blood were everywhere. I grabbed the broom to pick up the tiny shards of glass and Matt grabbed him a paper towel for the blood.
The pathetic part of this story was that he tried to downplay his injury and continue the presentation! I ran and got Band-aids, but after he bled through two paper towels and starting dripping blood on the floor, Matt finally said: "Hey man, I think you should go get that checked out. You're dripping on our floor."
The estimate was about $1k over the other estimate. Not exactly a persuasive presentation.
I couldn't help but to burst out laughing the second he closed our front door. (Unfortunately, the windows were open. Oops)
Both Matt and I have stepped on tiny slivers of glass in the kitchen and cut open our feet this week. We're considering writing Home Depot a letter, but I kinda feel bad for the guy. . .
Oh well. Who knew window shopping could be so darn entertaining?
Love to you and yours.



